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| Name : |
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| Where do you live? |
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| How old are you? |
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| Highest level of education (high school, undergrad, masters etc.)? |
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| Approximate height? |
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| Approximate weight? |
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| Do you have friends that will be visiting you at Dewey? |
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| Do you have your own transportation? |
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| How many bars do you visit on an average Saturday at Dewey? |
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| How many times did you visit Dewey last year? |
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| How many weekends do you plan to spend in dewey this summer? |
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| Do you have a smoken' body? |
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Did the previous question offend you?
(If YES, please fast forward to the end of the document) |
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| Have you ever seen the sunrise at Dewey? |
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| Do you know what a h^x0r is? |
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| Do you know what tea bagging is? |
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| If you were a vehicle, what type of vehicle would you be? |
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| What is your favorite word? |
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| What is your favorite drink? |
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| If you were only permitted to frequent ONE bar in Dewey, which bar would it be? |
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Beer:
- The work of the Devil!
- Perhaps a beer or two at Dewey per day
- Light drinker (3-7 per day)
- Medium drinker (8-19 a day)
- Heavy drinker (20-40 a day)
- Drink till I puke. |
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| Has anyone ever described you as "Pungent"? |
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| Have you ever said "someone's got a case of the Moon-days" to a coworker? |
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| Do you know what a Brennan Pasta Strainer is? |
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| What are your thoughts on puke? |
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| Are you a convicted felon? |
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| Do you love talking about "your savior"? |
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| Did you know why we just asked that question? |
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| Is your last name Maloney? |
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| Are you, or have you ever been, a member of any of the following organizations: Al Quida, KKK, Church of Satan, MOOSE or VFW? |
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| Have you ever had to purchase a fine tooth comb from a drug store? |
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| What's your favorite movie? |
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| Do you want a house at Dewey because you really want to hang out at the Rehoboth bars? |
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| Pick a number from 12 to 5: |
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Have you ever killed anyone or watched the movie Gigli?
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